the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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