i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Randomize
