I'm laying in your front yard are you home
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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