I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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