i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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