In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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