you traded sex for a burrito?
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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