So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I believe in your delicious
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Randomize