Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
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