Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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