we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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