But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
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Wipe that smile off your face.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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