I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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