if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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