Say something about gay babies.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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