ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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