In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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