what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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