discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
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