I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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