I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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