Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
Randomize
