we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
How external is "for external use only"?
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
sex on a bike is impossible
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