So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I am midnight drunk by noon
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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