Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
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