I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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