my mouth tastes like poor choices
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
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