let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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