do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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