just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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