are you still at the devil's house?
Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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