This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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