Fuck appropriateness.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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