After last night, I could never be a politician.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
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