The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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