sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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