So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
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