If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
