Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
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