Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
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