They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
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