i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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