It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
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