There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
Randomize
