your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
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