Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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