Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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