I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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