We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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