I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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