What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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