But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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