wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
i out mim tonsoeep
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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