ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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