Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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