Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
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